WTF?!

No, what's weird is that you A) have this question and B) waste your time asking others online. Hope that helped!

No, what's weird is that you A) have this question and B) waste your time asking others online. Hope that helped!

"Have you ever wanted to have a you, but smaller?" Hmmm. No, I can't say that I have. But now that you ask, yes! Yes I would like myself immortalized into a doll by doll artist Cyndi Safstrom. For a mere $160, the doll head is hand-sculpted based on a photo you send in, attached onto a vinyl doll or action figure, and then dressed in the clothing of your choice. There's potential for mucho creepiness here (Chucky, anyone?) but it's an awesome conversation starter on the bus!
You know how long-term couples find it hard to keep the passion alive? One person may wanna be intimate, and the other has a headache? Well, this cat and Chihuahua pair exemplify that problem perfectly. Kitty's in the middle of lovingly kissin' on her tiny Chihuahua lover when, out of the blue, he just turns on her. I love how kitty gives Chihuahua a total "WTF?! dude" look. What an ingrate! Communication is key, little guy. Learn how to do it!

Remember the Mandalorian warriors from Star Wars? Someone's created a fabulous stop-gap animation of one doing the famous Flashdance dance Jennifer Beales made popular. I'm impressed with a Mandalorian who's in touch with his feminine side . . .

It may come as a surprise to regular GiggleSugar readers, but I don't have a cat. Which is why this eBay offer to get daily updates on Sir Henry Littleboots here (!) is so enticing. Sir Henry Littleboots "sees flies where there are none and likes to climb to the highest point in any room." Sounds good so far. "He is a man who enjoys a good cuddle and maybe even some toe-licking." Haha. Three dollars a day of muss-free cuteness from afar? Let the bidding wars begin! Click here if you'd like to hear more.

Half of the challenge of a personals ad is conveying what you're looking for. In this respect, Zombie Men have succeeded.

Marie loves McKinney. How do we know? Cuz there's nothing she would like more than "to see his bitch ass smile." And they say romance is dead.
Mark is tired of people claiming his hoop shots are fake. So he created a video to show that his game is 100% authentic. (I need his friend to follow me around and cheer my every lame move, too.)

Lean Pockets With Bits of Plastic Recalled
Isn't the big news that plastic wasn't an official ingredient to begin with? Honestly, a lava-hot Hot Pocket could have some plastic in it and I still would probably eat it. There's just nothing like 'em — just ask Jim Gaffigan.