When there's rhyme in the streets, it's time for RSI: Rhyme Scene Investigation. These folks need to head over to the nearest spoken word event, if you asked me. (I love the David Caruso Muppet, y'all, and he's just as smug as the original!)
So let me get this straight. I shout into this vase, primal scream therapy style, and this $79 thing muffles the shouts so that a softer, gentler version comes out the other end? Ha! I think not. If anything, I want something that will amplify my pent-up frustrations, like, say, a bull-horn. I love Random Good Stuff's name for this thing: Scream Into a Pillow 2.0
This hamster maze is off the hook! I am really speechless. As they say, I don't know much about art, but I know what I like, and me likey!
Thanks, Cute Overload!
Remember the shrieking German kid? (How could you forget him?) The amazing musician Lasse Gjertsen has turned his annoying shrieks into percussive music. Now that, my friends, is talent!
Ummmmm, you guys might wanna rephrase that?
These two douches aren't exactly a girl's best friend. The almost unrecognizable Andy Dick was recently arrested outside a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant in a Murrieta, CA, parking lot for groping a 17-year-old girl's breasts, and Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild infamy likes to get girls drunk and then film them stripping and making fools of themselves. This might be the hardest one, people, so I'll try to make it as easy as possible. Which one of these losers would you kiss if you had to . . . ?
S&M Barbie Lashed by Public
Maybe I need my eyes (or morals) checked, but I don't see how Black Canary Barbie, based on a DC comic superhero and clad in black, is any skankier looking than the other Barbies. (And don't get me started on those Bratz dolls.) Maybe folks calling her "filth" just don't like the color black or fishnets?
Jim Gaffigan is obsessed with food — mostly food that's bad for you but yummy, like Hot Pockets. Here, he talks about how if you don't have food, The Food Network is a nice alternative. Then when you can't take it anymore, you can get your crack and your burgers.
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