
Remember, it's the first day of the rest of your life together. Drink life to the fullest.
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I've always been terrified of these automated toilets, refusing to set foot in one even once. My fear? That something would malfunction, and I would be stuck inside with hot cleaning solvent spraying all over me as it "self-cleaned." Turns out, my fears are justified. After spending $5 million on five automated public toilets, Seattle is just saying no to the stinking, filthy hell-holes their automated toilets have become. It got so bad that even though they're free to use, homeless drug addicts turned their noses up. Result? They're now on eBay for $89,000 a piece. Let the bidding wars begin!
Sugar would like to extend a big thank you to all of our recent advertisers: LG Electronics, Nad's, Neutrogena, HGTV, Heartgard, Red Bull, Baileys, thebar.com, <a href="http://www.pier1.com/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=pier%201&utm_campaign=Branded Pier 1, Soyjoy, Nine West, Campbell's, AT&T, Shiseido, and Oxygen.
We would also like to thank NBC for forging these partnerships; you have have been critical in growing the success of the Sugar Network.
Starting today, we’re excited to announce that Sugar is bringing our advertising efforts in house! Get ready to meet our sales team – one that will demonstrate the same passion, focus, commitment, and tenacity as our editorial, engineering, product, and partnering teams. All future advertising inquiries can be sent to: advertising@sugarinc.com
We look forward to working with you!
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Oh, look. An Italian Hooters.
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At first I was ready to laugh at this guy, and if you look at his awful wig too long, you will. But while you laugh, perhaps you will fall madly in love with his Beck-meets-David Bowie goofball intensity as I did. (Or not.)
Thanks, eBaum's World!

Frantic Rescue Effort Saves Doll, Not Baby
Remember those creepy, life-like "reborn" dolls I told you about a while back? Well, here's how real they look: A police officer in Queensland, Australia smashed a car window to rescue a baby he thought was unconscious inside. And this is not an isolated incident. It's happened in the US, too. These $1,000 and up babies are "even weighted to feel like a baby's weight and they flop like a baby," says their designer (shown above with one of her creations). Click here to here to read more about it and here to watch how these spooky things are made.

GiggleSugar readers, put your thinking caps on and tell us what the hell is going on in this picture. The winner will be announced July 21 and will receive a GiggleSugar mug or T-shirt.
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And the anthropomorphism continues! Who among us can look at this picture and not confer human thoughts to this ridiculously cute puppy? No one, is my guess. So let's just give into it, shall we? Guess what this puppy's about to say?
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This is one of those pranks that seems simple at first, but then after I watched it and laughed, I had a lot of questions. First off, was he drunk? (He appears to be holding a drink.) Secondly, why is he wearing a hat? And finally, how can this be funny — it's French! (Just. Kidding.)
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He'll find you.
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Meet Taffy. She's cute, but she's been barking nonstop for six years straight. In her sleep. While she eats. Perhaps even when she moves to the great beyond. I think we all live near a Taffy. . .

Rebecca Gayheart + Dakota Fanning = Mamma Mia!'s Amanda Seyfried.
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