Brown Majik

Nala looks like she's out cold or, perhaps, no longer with us. But as Mark Twain once said, "Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated." Here's her kitty version of that quote.

• Mmmmmm. Furry cake.
• Another Miss USA bites the dust.
• I Dream of Jeannie's Diner.
• Jim Gaffigan on The Food Network.
• An extraordinary nutsack.
• Bruno tricks frat boys into flashing their asses.
• Port-o-potty prank. (Say that 10 times fast.)
• Man sings puppies to sleep.
• If you can't beat 'em — join 'em. Little kid crawls into a win-a-stuffed-animal game machine.

There's a whole genre of babies eating lemons and pickles videos. This one breaks away from the pack a little. It's baby's first kumquat! (Don't worry, little fella. I make that face when I'm eating kumquats, too.)

For someone who can barely parallel park, this is both awesome and humbling.