Touché!
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"Ken Lee?" you ask, puzzled. "I've never heard of that one." Umm, yeah you have. (This is almost as good as the universally sung "Blinded by the light/Wrapped up like a douche/You know the rover in the night...") Talk about taking a song and making it your own, as Paula would say!
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Looks like someone had one 10 too many. When they say, "dance like no one's watching," I don't think that means you should flash your boobies and your butt though your see-through, pantyless leggings. Just sayin'. . .
This old Coppertone ad could double as a horror movie poster. "They're coming to get you, Baaarbara!" "Who?" "The Taaan Peeeople!" Ack!
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"You can call the operator/For the Super Perforator. . ." Let me rephrase my original question: HUH?!
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GiggleSugar readers, can you please tell me what the hell is going on here? The person with the best caption will win an awesome GiggleSugar T-shirt or mug, and the winner will be announced Monday, Aug. 4. Get to it!
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Burning Man Daycare
Thanks to everyone for coming up with hilarious captions and to RosieP for supplying the winning caption!
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I suggest you don't do it at this couple's store. This dude will hit you with a hammer, and this older lady will beat your ass with a broom. You've been warned.
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Harold the QVC salesman is so sure about this ladder that even though it begins to buckle and loosen, he climbs on it anyway. You can tell the co-host looks a little skeptical, but Harold is gung-ho all the way to the bitter end — when his face meets the floor. Now that's salesmanship!
What's not to like? You can surf the Internet, check out books for free, stare at other patrons. . .and do a little zombie dance.
Pierced nipples. On someone's naked butt. This way, you can tell a boob is headed in your direction whether he's comin' or goin'. How thoughtful!
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