Brown Majik

I've gotta give this guy props — he knows how to get a job done with style. If you haven't felt the ass-slap of a good woman in a long time (and you want to), what are you going to do? Pine away like a loser? Harass chicks on the street like Dimitri the Lover? Or, claim that because it's Canada Day and you made a bet with your friend, you need a slap on the butt from a nice-looking woman? I think you know the answer.